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华诤回到家时，家人都睡了。第二天起得晚，楼吃早餐时，父母亲和姑姑都去买东西了，只见表Cindy穿着仔和T-shirt,光着脚丫，一只踩缩在椅上，正对着餐桌坐着吃东西呢。

“Hey, Matty, finally get up，Ah?”

比华诤大一岁的表Cindy岳思思是ABC，也就是传说中的“香蕉人”。她短发得卷卷地贴着，瘦瘦的，肤故意晒得比较黑，睛很大。这外貌在国可是很吃得开的——国人以为，东方女孩就应该得又黑又立才叫有神韵。

她打的招呼让华诤不好意思地抓抓发。宋云贞正从院里来，关上门，回对华诤：

“哟，大宝贝儿，起了？”

站在华母旁的菲佣，用生的中文：

“少爷吃什么早餐？”

“随便”

华母：

“那和一样吃面包？”

“好，谢谢”

华母接过菲佣手里的餐盘，边把早餐放在餐桌上边：

“昨天怎么这么晚才回来？”

“Granny, He definitely had some last night.”

Cindy的脸对着外祖母解释，睛却是看着华诤挤眉。华诤有怀疑自己的英文平：

“I didn’t have anything last night. I came back and I went straight to sleep.”

Cindy十指张开，双掌在耳朵两边朝外举：

“ Eww~Liar! Whatever you say . Hey, Whatever you say!”

华诤觉得自己肯定跟表有什么误会，拉开椅坐在她对面：

“I’m not lying. I don’t have to.OK?FYI, what do you mean when you said I had some? Had some what?”

“SEX! Of course!”

华诤一在餐桌上。

Cindy笑着接：

“What do you think I mean?”

华母忙过来给他拍着背：

“怎么了？宝贝，慢喝！吃饭不要说话嘛。”

华诤边张纸捂嘴咳嗽，边朝祖母摆摆手、示意她不用帮忙。华母便拿了抹布来桌：

“你们弟俩说什么呢？”

华诤忙：

“没什么，没什么。”

“It’s OK to have sex,Matty, you don’t have to lie. I get it——You are a grown-up, you are in a relationship,you have sex.That’s what people do. Hey, I bet your girlfriend must be really awesome to keep you that long. ”

华诤连连朝表摇手：

“We didn’t have sex. We’ve never had sex.”

“Whaaaat?!”

Cindy看华诤的神，让华诤觉得自己就像来自侏罗纪世界的恐龙。

“You serious? ”

“Yeah. Why would I lie something about that?”

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