（主唱带领所有人天真可状摆手否定状。）

音乐响起，众白领佳丽张牙舞爪摇舞发，捧主唱玄持同学--他在手机上晃着，真的随着伴奏吱吱哇哇地唱了起来，他的舞蹈平或许很杨丽萍但是他的歌唱平很林志玲，不过反正这也不是卖票演只是群众们心血来自娱自乐，所以胆大于音，心想唱歌就唱歌，不然就辜负了无数龙女们积极踊跃的和声伴舞。

（主唱把手机里的图片摆到了投影仪面，于是墙之上现了一个很辉煌壮丽的大特写，善

I love having you around.

（主唱带领所有人自己的拳。）

（主唱曲膝翘，左手手枪状直指，伴舞们男双手齐抱捣蒜状，女们背靠椅向天劈。）

(集哥萨克踢但是向想象中的观众竖指--他们没有中指，这里没有外人所以不需要伪装。）

I’ve had someone that do me like you do.

That I couldn’t see

So I wasn’t alone

What I’ve been looking for

This feelings like no other.

It is hard to believe.

（这里是合唱了，风格瞬间转变为亲切乡土略微保守怀旧的男女托臂谊舞。）

律持拿着麦克风用低沉的声调突然喊了起来：

（这里是比较难度的男托女各飞天大劈叉，主唱已经到了讲台上扯领带扭腰自摸。）

心地无视她，不用张嘴用龙族们意念彼此开始议论沟通，因为绪和质都足够，所以很快都很痛快地了一个决定。

I want you to know

No one like you so long before I finally found.

So good to be fucked

The way you do.

This feelings like no other.

I’ve never had someone as good for me to do

It always there inside me。

With nothing to hold.

Ladies and Gentlemen, we are honored to present the dirty version of What I Have Been Looking For.And welcome our cutiest lucky bastard, lead singer and porn star--Kyle Zhang!”

But you were always there right inside me.

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So good to be seen

I want you to know