o I know you?”这个白小动也不抬嗡声嗡气地说。

“Stanley, What makes you think I’m in a good mood?”

“I’m not Stanley. You must take me for someone else 。If you don’t mind , I am trying to sleep for a little while.”球动了一，挤一只尖尖的耳朵，它好像是把扭过去了。

“OK.”张仲文拿手机，拨了一号。

球的面响起了破罐破摔般丁零当啷的手机铃声，因为同时开启震动，这只只有手肘大小的动在椅上也颠簸颤抖起来。

“Next time you show your respect for the superior animalia,a divine dragon per se, at least shut down your stupid iphone!”

白狐狸不耐烦地站了起来，轻慢地扬扬脖抖抖，棉团一样的小爪在那个裹脚老太的鞋垫般黑漆漆的手机上，着鼻说：“Shit! Why are you here anyway? Are you supposed to wash your ass now? You know, in case your master want a quick shag before breakfast.”

“Whatever, at least I will never get married to a product of Apple Inc at 4 o‘clock in the morning . And I have to tell you that I don’t think your new bride is female，because every each of my GAY friend like to hold it in the right hand when they are too occupied to masturbate! ”

“I don’t want talk to you any more. This is my first marriage……in 21th century. Would you please leave me alone to ruin the rest part of this world? My wife is coming back from the dy’s room and she doesn’t like you.”

张仲文轻蔑地甩了一发，对着那可怜的白小狐狸叹了气，转走了，五步之后突然回惊恐认真地问：“Please tell me you are not marrying your I

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